someone was looking for an escort and somebody gave the numbewr of the local ford dealership.
as per mallow escorts thread.
Now that would be one hell of a phone call wouldnt it?jesus the mobile company would frame the chat and get a preservation order on it.imagine that call god,
punter - hello
ford - hello can i help you?
Punter - yes i got your number on the net and i am looking for an escort
ford - well what type are you looking for?
Punter - what types have you?
Ford - well we have white,black and............
Punter - eh i love black.
Ford - well we have a few here.
Punter - any say twenty five years old?
Ford - thats a stretch its a wagon your looking for
punter - naw i dont like the big ones
ford - well their fairly standard the escorts here.a fine managble size.
Punter - eh are any free and when?
Ford - well right now i have this clean black one and about to give her a service.you can call up later to give her a ride and see what you think.
Punter - how much is the cost?
Ford - you have free test ride and if you dont like it no probs.
Punter - whats the behind like?
Ford - the person here last was very impressed with the back of this one.perfect for a family get together.a nice solid rear end.you could even get the dog in there if you liked.
Punter - and the front?
Ford - very impressive from the front
punter - eh right. And she is clean.
Ford - spotless,no scratches or marks and very smooth.
Punter - and i can call in yes?
Ford - you can call in anytime,no appointment neccessary
punter - thats great can i call this evening at five?
Ford - no probs at all.did you have an escort before?
Punter - eh yes why?
Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?
Punter - eh i cant find her?
Ford - ah sure i can take her for a ride when she is ready.in the meantime i will have this one all nice and serviced and ready to go for your arrival.
Punter - thank you
ford - your welcome talk to you at five
punter - thank you.
Westside.