Punting -The Farmers Way

[howardsteele]

What is it with Farmers and why are they in big demand from the Escorts.

When the escort asked me what I do, I now say Farmer Howard and its gets them buzzing. They even ask me if I got a big tractor down there while they caressing my crotch

[SteveB]

What is it with Farmers and why are they in big demand from the Escorts.

When the escort asked me what I do, I now say Farmer Howard and its gets them buzzing. They even ask me if I got a big tractor down there while they caressing my crotch

Wee grey fergie with the hydraulics buggered.

[Barney Rubble]

An escort finds it very difficult to please a farmer.

First it's too dry.

Then it's too wet.

Then it's too dear .

[MassiveFerguson]

What is it with Farmers and why are they in big demand from the Escorts.

When the escort asked me what I do, I now say Farmer Howard and its gets them buzzing. They even ask me if I got a big tractor down there while they caressing my crotch

It's because they sweetly smell of eau de cowshit.
No woman can resist.