Basically all those entitled to free medical benefits and transport would be entitled to a free therapeutic and hole-istic shag once a forthnight i.e. OAPs would get it free on the medical card. The unwaged and full time students (18+ years) with a valid student ID card, would receive concessionary rates (50% discount). All others pay the market rate.
Futhermore, in order to stimulate the tourist business, tourists who book a holiday of at least one weeks duration (must include at least one Saturday overnight) in either the Republic or Northern Ireland through Tourism Ireland, would receive a voucher which entitles them to a 25% discount off their first punt (basically compensates for the €10 travel tax).
This will cover the standard basic service. Extras must be paid for directly to the service provider.
"Cum to Ireland - Cead mile failte baby"