Favourite practical jokes?

[lactatinglucy]

Do you have one?

My favourite was shitting a small bit into a little plastic cup and then hiding it in someone's room and they would have no idea what the smell was or where the cup was. Also filling the toilet up with paper and then setting it a alight and leaving.

Some tomfoolery I got upto. Gawd.

That is NOT tomfoolery that is disgusting. Why are you so obsessed with human excrement? Have you seen a therapist about this obsession?

Tomfoolery is switching the sugar for salt, hiding fake spiders under the pillow, putting a rubber egg into the egg basket so you boil it and then realise! Doh!

These are all examples of harmless practical jokes. Shitting in cups and playing with toilet fires is weird and odd.

Are you ok? All jokes aside I think you need to seek the help of a qualified medical professional who can talk you through your compulsion with human excrement. It will be cheaper then paying for escorts to eat your poo and will benefit you in the future to move forward with your life. Sophie posed a link in her signature to some mental health charities who can help you, I reccomend you take a look.