Originally Posted by
springtide
Because of the popularity of our chosen massage shops we find them at times fully booked I myself suffered the indignity of being refused last week and had to go home with my tail between my legs to do a spot of D I Y. Our learned friend is absolutely right it is a matter of preferred choice, wether it be all Irish, our continental cousin's, Thai, or Fly by Nights. My preference is Oasis why for the same reason I use the same Barber a good reliability service, a nice number four a clean razord neck, eye brows, ears and nose hairs trimmed by all female staff as I like a woman's touch. Now if it's lower than than the ear lobe's its a trip to Oasis for a man manicure if the ladies can get a landing strip or a Brazilian why cant I, for when I am strutting my stuff in my Speedos down the prom in Ibiza without the worry of an unsightly brier patch poking out.As for all the type's of massages and masseuses' it's the same if I want my socks blown off it's Diane, but never on a Sunday. For real health benefits it's Charlotte mentioned Charlottes' massage page 35 flavour of the month as I am due an Holistic. Emily an Ayurveda and a dance of the joss sticks warm cuddle and a nice chat. And the Lady herself who holds it all together Chaty the mother hen who will tuck you under her wings and whisper sweet nothings in your ear and if you're feet are freezing make a pair of towel booties in second's a nice touch. And I haven't even mentioned a choice of tea coffee water biscuits and a paper Relax.
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