do any of these actually work as an alternative to viagra

[luther]

Alternitavly you gould get a pencil or pen the colour you choose & 2 elastic bands tie the little lazy soldier to the pen & at least you can create the illusion of a functioning penis make sure you take the lid off though so u dont lose it

The pen is mightier then the sword

Sounds like the pen is the meat in the sword!!!
Ouch... that's gotta hurt...