Well folk’s, it’s Late Late toy show time again!

[Oven Ready Eddie]

I'd love to see Pat Kenny demonstrate a 9" strap-on on himself. With the amount of money RTE pay him out of our licence fees, it's about time he f***ing earned his money. Come the glorious bolshie revolution, all those high earning parasites are just going to have to get used to taking it up the old jacksie.

We might start with the 6 first Carlos as we don’t want him out of action and have Gerry Ryan inflicted on us again while the finest medical brains we have try an figure out how to remove the 9 without unleashing all the sh**te Kenny has stored away for a rainy day. And your not fooling anyone in pretending you pay your license fee. an old commie like you ?

How are things at the radio station ? you holding your own against the government forces or just holding your own ?

[Hot Lizzy]

My ma and da never had the money for all these posh gadget toys you are talking of. I think my most exciting toy was a skipping rope

Didn't you have a hola hoop.......everyone had those and they weren't expensive - also remember jacks, i used to love them - must see if i can get some from woolies before that shuts down.

Marbles, they were fun - there were lots of cheap toys to play with not like they have now i cam from a fairly wealthy family and if you wanted something you had to save your money for it and then my father would pay the other half so we were brought up to know the value of money.

Shame kids aren't treated like that now........

You must of had jacks .......... ohhhhh if i can find some i will send them to you at escort ireland....... so much fun........ those toys they are talking about are rubbish we don't want to hear about all that - cock and bull - a pun but then you never expected lizzy to get all the way through here without one......... still say kids these days are spoilt though.



Lizzy xxx