Quote Originally Posted by EmeraldWarrior View Post
How can you tell an englisman is sexually excited?? By the stiff upper lip.


The english labour party today have changed their emblem from a rose to a condom,as it more accurately reflects the labour governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation,halts production,protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fu**ed.

Paddy is sad to be finding out all his cows have blue tongue

"Be Jeysus!" he says - "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"


 Go on its funny...........