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    I hope ladies take poopy time out of the clients 30/60 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    For God's sake lads, have a shit at home before the appointment! And wash your arses properly when you have the standard shower at the start of the booking!
    Shave your balls or trim pubes. Having shitty arse is one thing and having bushy balls another.

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    If you gotta go you gotta go. Obviously Samlad is lucky and can schedule it in!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mod View Post
    If you gotta go you gotta go. Obviously Samlad is lucky and can schedule it in!!!
    I'm sure when you're at the zoo or in a long car ride, you can hold it should you need one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    I'm sure when you're at the zoo or in a long car ride, you can hold it should you need one!
    Seriously, I have to hit the services. You may have the constitution of a bull but not me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    For God's sake lads, have a shit at home before the appointment! And wash your arses properly when you have the standard shower at the start of the booking!
    Oh and don't forget to check for clingons the starboard bow .
    I will play with the toys that god has given me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mod View Post
    Seriously, I have to hit the services. You may have the constitution of a bull but not me!!
    I would have to question why your sphincter muscle is so relaxed, but I probably don't want to know the answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    I would have to question why your sphincter muscle is so relaxed, but I probably don't want to know the answer
    What can I say to that????

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    You need to seriously consider changing your diet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joepoker9 View Post
    Would the lovely ladies on here mind if a punter wanted to take a shit or if they just took one without asking in their toilets?
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    Jesus I just took the 3rd of 3 big Shits today, is that normal?? My ass is on fire!!
    "Live for nothing or die for something, your call."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    You need to seriously consider changing your diet.
    All bran works wonders lol.
    I will play with the toys that god has given me .

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