would escorts mind if....

[Usernamed]

I hope ladies take poopy time out of the clients 30/60 minutes.

[Nicole]

For God's sake lads, have a shit at home before the appointment! And wash your arses properly when you have the standard shower at the start of the booking!

Shave your balls or trim pubes. Having shitty arse is one thing and having bushy balls another.

[Martin Ward]

If you gotta go you gotta go. Obviously Samlad is lucky and can schedule it in!!!

[samlad]

If you gotta go you gotta go. Obviously Samlad is lucky and can schedule it in!!!

I'm sure when you're at the zoo or in a long car ride, you can hold it should you need one!

[Martin Ward]

I'm sure when you're at the zoo or in a long car ride, you can hold it should you need one!

Seriously, I have to hit the services. You may have the constitution of a bull but not me!!

[Fitzy]

For God's sake lads, have a shit at home before the appointment! And wash your arses properly when you have the standard shower at the start of the booking!

Oh and don't forget to check for clingons the starboard bow .

[samlad]

Seriously, I have to hit the services. You may have the constitution of a bull but not me!!

I would have to question why your sphincter muscle is so relaxed, but I probably don't want to know the answer

[Martin Ward]

I would have to question why your sphincter muscle is so relaxed, but I probably don't want to know the answer

What can I say to that????

[JohnRambo]

You need to seriously consider changing your diet.

Would the lovely ladies on here mind if a punter wanted to take a shit or if they just took one without asking in their toilets?

Jesus I just took the 3rd of 3 big Shits today, is that normal?? My ass is on fire!!

[Fitzy]

You need to seriously consider changing your diet.

All bran works wonders lol.