Eco friendly escorts

**doodlebug** · 23-08-12, 15:11

(Inspired by another thread)

In these environmentally aware days, I believe it is remiss of E I not to have a "green index" beside an escorts profile, this would allow clients to make an ethical choice.

The process could be simplified, a simple questionaire before the profile goes live.

1. Do you drive? if yes Petrol or Diesel.

2. Do you have central heating, what is the fuel. Oil, Gas, Coal, Electricity.

3. Do you use solar panels?

4. Do you recycle your waste?

5. How often an hour do you pass wind?

6. Where did your journey to Ireland originate Europe, Americas, Asia, Australia ( a point ranking system could then be used)

7. How much oxygen do you breathe during an appointment?

All of these are very relevant and important, I hope that E I listens to my plea so we can make ethically valid choices!!!!

**dr love** · 23-08-12, 15:13

It's the bad weather isn't it doddle .: lol

**WatWatWat** · 23-08-12, 15:15

We'll have to put a methane counter on Clyde. Keep a record of the emissions.

**mer** · 23-08-12, 15:16

WTF are you on about lol jasus i thought i was mad lol

how many times do you pass wind? like seriously its not called wind its called a good old fashion "Fart"

how often do you fart lol

**doodlebug** · 23-08-12, 15:18

Originally Posted by mer

WTF are you on about lol jasus i thought i was mad lol

how many times do you pass wind? like seriously its not called wind its called a good old fashion "Fart"

how often do you fart lol

Mer, Ladies don't fart they pass wind, same as they don't sweat they perspire!!! (Stick with me bud, I'll get you laid)

**mer** · 23-08-12, 15:20

Originally Posted by doodlebug

Mer, Ladies don't fart they pass wind, same as they don't sweat they perspire!!! (Stick with me bud, I'll get you laid)

Ok I will master doodles lol your advice better be good cause I feels me virginity growing back

**Ric Hardgear** · 23-08-12, 15:22

Originally Posted by doodlebug

Mer, Ladies don't fart they pass wind, same as they don't sweat they perspire!!! (Stick with me bud, I'll get you laid)

ladies dont fart end off, ladies dont perspire they glow {stick with me and i get you a girlfriend}

**doodlebug** · 23-08-12, 15:26

Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear

ladies dont fart end off, ladies dont perspire they glow {stick with me and i get you a girlfriend}

Mer sounds like you would be better sticking with Ric!!!!

Grasshopper......

**Clyde** · 23-08-12, 15:26

Originally Posted by WatWatWat

We'll have to put a methane counter on Clyde. Keep a record of the emissions.

It was all food I had in portloise it's passed now thank god

**newballsplease** · 23-08-12, 15:39

As long as the escorts dont recycle the used condoms, I'm happy.

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