I am the only one that is not a LOTR nerd?

[Banjaxed]

Increasingly in my time around various escorting forums, there seems to be a common denominator of the use of terminology from J.R.R Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings fantasy novel. I have neither saw any of the trilogy of film adaptations, nor saw a copy of the particular text, nor have any interest in doing so as I regard such fictional fantasy is as much use to me as a lifetime supply of Viagra would be to a corpse.

So, is there anyone else who has not had the misfortune of polluting their mind with such idle refuse? Is there anyone who has polluted their mind with such idle refuse and benefited from their escapism within it? Does anyone else have any other unassorted views?