An escort walks into a bar

[Ray]

James slipped on Clydes muck, lol!!! the Langer for cork then looked back and seen Luna, Kate, Karla, Steph, looking at him make a holy show........

The not as big as he taught Clyde but what ray didn't realise was James saw what ray was packing and had very dirty taughts about Ray in fact he started to fight with the ladies to grab Rays manhood poor tried to run for the hills when ......

[Clyde]

James slipped on Clydes muck, lol!!! the Langer for cork then looked back and seen Luna, Kate, Karla, Steph, looking at him make a holy show........

The strang thing was that all those ladies had feelings for James so with no further adeu James grabed stephenies hand bag and chanenged Ray to a duel.......

[FullLife]

The strang thing was that all those ladies had feelings for James so with no further adeu James grabed stephenies hand bag and chanenged Ray to a duel.......

.."Dildos at dawn" he cried whipping out Stephanie's trusty 13"er she had fondly named "Stallion"...

[Clyde]

.."Dildos at dawn" he cried whipping out Stephanie's trusty 13"er she had fondly named "Stallion"...

James remembers the dildo very well and didn't want to damage his favourite toy so ......

[Ray]

Stephanie lets a yelp, no dont use that, Clyde bought me that for when he visits beacuse his langer is so small i cant feel it, he will.......

.."Dildos at dawn" he cried whipping out Stephanie's trusty 13"er she had fondly named "Stallion"...

[Clyde]

Stephanie lets a yelp, no dont use that, Clyde bought me that for when he visits beacuse his langer is so small i cant feel it, he will.......

Challenge this dastardly accusation by revealing to all that his already impressive member was in fact asleep and if the beast was awake he could not exit the door...

[Ray]

with Ray, because even when the beast awakes its no bigger then a worm, "soft and smelly", and Clyde would be left feeling again like he is not even a man, just like every time he visits steph who.......

Challenge this dastardly accusation by revealing to all that his already impressive member was in fact asleep and if the beast was awake he could not exit the door...

[Clyde]

with Ray, because even when the beast awakes its no bigger then a worm, "soft and smelly", and Clyde would be left feeling again like he is not even a man, just like every time he visits steph who.......

Who said boys you putting anon to shame that navan man has such a small weenie and he's obsessed with treads about his man hood ......

[Ray]

that only James "The Very Small Langer For Cork" answers due to the fact they both have weenie's, and they like to compair mm v mm with private PMs with pics of each others.......

Who said boys you putting anon to shame that navan man has such a small weenie and he's obsessed with treads about his man hood ......

[Clyde]

that only James "The Very Small Langer For Cork" answers due to the fact they both have weenie's, and they like to compair mm v mm with private PMs with pics of each others.......

Anon said I wouldn't mind getting my claws around that ..!!! You know I give such a manly persona but I'm really a pussy cat it nerd and I'm suck of helping everyone so i need some tlc langer and Clyde told me your very submissive well corkie babe what about it .......