The ballad of James Cork and Clyde

[IamSimontemplar]

For years I've been buddies with JC scrapped with him beside him defended him and visa versa. But over the years always considered JC to be a slight bit homophobic, the fucker wouldn't even use the urinal in the local if there was a crowd. A guy who at a party could draw the attention of all with witty banter carisma and have every woman there drooling flirting and bitching to get at him...... But of late WHAT WHAT WHAT ( not you what what what..! ) is happening. From the flirtations of Clyde a twinkle although slight.... ish is alighting in Jimbo's eyes. JC's attempts at nastiness "YOU..... QUAAAAR." all premeditated to instigate a response from our Clyde. Tell me friends, fellow EI posters is JC in a premature mid-life crises or can we await more ?????

[hd7055]

Leaves the langer alone - I lurves him (especially since he now supports Leinster!)!

[max california]

For years I've been buddies with JC scrapped with him beside him defended him and visa versa. But over the years always considered JC to be a slight bit homophobic, the fucker wouldn't even use the urinal in the local if there was a crowd. A guy who at a party could draw the attention of all with witty banter carisma and have every woman there drooling flirting and bitching to get at him...... But of late WHAT WHAT WHAT ( not you what what what..! ) is happening. From the flirtations of Clyde a twinkle although slight.... ish is alighting in Jimbo's eyes. JC's attempts at nastiness "YOU..... QUAAAAR." all premeditated to instigate a response from our Clyde. Tell me friends, fellow EI posters is JC in a premature mid-life crises or can we await more ?????

"Witty banter and charisma" are you sure you're not mixing James up with someone else?

[gentelmandave]

I think the Langer is in a permanent mid life crises not a premature one so Simon are you feeling left out of the flirtations between Clyde and JAMES?? Love could be in the Air

[IamSimontemplar]

Leaves the langer alone - I lurves him (especially since he now supports Leinster!)!

Ooooh another one smitten by JC's charm ....... Lol

[IamSimontemplar]

"Witty banter and charisma" are you sure you're not mixing James up with someone else?

Na you couldn't mix up that fat bastard for any-one else.....lol

[IamSimontemplar]

I think the Langer is in a permanent mid life crises not a premature one so Simon are you feeling left out of the flirtations between Clyde and JAMES?? Love could be in the Air

left out no ..... But a good stag party might be enjoyable ....lol

[max california]

I think Clyde will be disappointed, look at all of James flirtations over the years that haven't come to anything,
He just can't take that final step

[IamSimontemplar]

I think Clyde will be disappointed, look at all of James flirtations over the years that haven't come to anything,
He just can't take that final step

We'll just have to wait and see. But what about poor Clyde ? He may not be looking for anything but ....???????

[JAMESCORK]

Jaysus... look what the cat dragged in...

What the fuck are you doing here on a friday night Templar? Shouldnt you be massaging yor wifes feet or something...

Clyde is just a misunderstood poofter that is trying to be one of the lads…. He seems to be quite closterphobic inside that little closet of his. I accept his flirtatious character with disdain yet do not have the heart to splurt out “feck off ya bender” in the public forum. It would seem all like Clyde feel the need to challenge the more masculine, in an attempt to succumb them into their chosen world of gimp suits and brightly colored shirts. Fussy has also tried and failed.

I am, and I shall remain totally homophobic and will resist any advances made by queers on this site…

Sorry Clyde… your just not my type…

(Fuck off Templar… I know where you live…)