OMG moments

[FullLife]

I realise I'm a grumpy old git, but anyone who uses OMG or OMFG in speech deserves a good smack!

[very shy guy]

I realise I'm a grumpy old git, but anyone who uses OMG or OMFG in speech deserves a good smack!

Like a certain pair of twats that are in the Eurovision,they should be smacked in the mouth everyday they get up.

[mexicanmagic]

There are many,many ladies on here that would have that effect,i'm quite sure of that.

[happygolucky]

Like a certain pair of twats that are in the Eurovision,they should be smacked in the mouth everyday they get up.

The midwife should have smacked their mother

[very shy guy]

The midwife should have smacked their mother

It was to late at that stage HGL,if ever there was a good reason for contraception they are it.

[paul_m]

I realise I'm a grumpy old git, but anyone who uses OMG or OMFG in speech deserves a good smack!

agreed, but i am using it in text so not need for smacking

[petethedub]

OMG when NIKOLE opened the door, OMG when Melly opened the door

[Clyde]

I love the mirror

[samlad]

I love the mirror

So do I... I just don't like the fecker in it!

[Morpheus]

Silly enough thread but anyway,

Have you ever opened the door to be greeted by an escort and thought to yourself OMFG, this girl is

ridiculously good looking, I've had a few were I am trying to remain calm but inside I am screaming yes yes

bloody yes. .

I know the feeling Paul, and have had a fair few OMG experiences.

One of the most memorable ones was when I first went to see a certain well know lady (who has since left). She lived in an apartment with a spiral staircase. When she let me into the apartment, the corridor was a little dark and I was actually too excited and nervous to take a good look at her. It was only when she was leading me up the stairs and I was staring at her heavenly ass that I thought OMG, this is going to be good! And it sure was!!