What is GFE

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I presume GFE is the following:

Complains if you don’t notice the new dress and will not believe if you do like the new dress
Never tired of revisiting old issues
Getting the last word in an argument
Hates your friends
Hates the TV programmes you like
Lifes vocation is to improve you in some way
Frowns when you suggest something new in the bedroom

OK I am sold, does it cost extra

Before I get bombed “IT’S A JOKE”

This is what happens when I am bored in work