Some Stats Behind Prostitution

[doodlebug]

Ahhh Doodles, you're so HoT (the quiz I mean - you're not my type)

You should get it on the next guess

I am guessing President of US, there have been forty odd and several have been assasinated or died in office, the old 20 year curse as they say, so that's my final guess.

Now can I pick my two ladies, LOL

[doodlebug]

Damn computer didn't refresh properly, LOL

Well done Carlos but I did the hard work!!!

[BACMAN36]

Damn computer didn't refresh properly, LOL

Well done Carlos but I did the hard work!!!

Hard luck Doodles

Watch out for my next competition

[carlos marvado]

Damn computer didn't refresh properly, LOL

Well done Carlos but I did the hard work!!!

Indeed Doodles, you set me on the right track.

Now as to the important part, my prize. After careful consideration, I have decided to nominate two escorts who are outstanding in their field......and not too bad in a bedroom either; who are renowned for holding strong views, for giving as good as they get and for not suffering fools gladly; who know want they want and how to get it; who are intelligent, sophisticated, poised.....I nearly said high-class courtesans there (but according to Patricia, there are none of those advertised on E-I); who represent both the lighter and darker aspects of this business (i.e. one is white and one is black) and with whom it would be my greatest pleasure to experience the endless debauched possibilities offered by an mff threesome. I want........

Lucy Chambers and Ebony Amber




Please dont assassinate me for this ladies.

[BACMAN36]

I want........

Lucy Chambers and Ebony Amber

Please dont assassinate me for this ladies.

Hate to tell you this but Amber has retired.

I haven't told anybody about this but you see she fell head over (very high) heels in love with me. She begged, pleaded and whimpered like a little lost puppy and I eventually gave in and let her move in. She now dedicates her every waking moment to satisfying my every whim. She cooks, cleans, darns my socks and washes my smalls.

She's sitting beside me as I type this. Has she changed? Don't we all.

Gone are the sexy outfits, in fact she's still in her flannel PJ's and anti-man thermal knickers. Her hair is in rollers, fag hanging from her mouth as she cradles her mug of tea. The sexy seamed stocking are gone also only to be replaced by Nora Batty style wrinkly stockings.

Is she still HoT?

Fuck yeahhhhh. Ahhhhhh the memories.

[Lucy Chambers]

Hate to tell you this but Amber has retired.

I haven't told anybody about this but you see she fell head over (very high) heels in love with me. She begged, pleaded and whimpered like a little lost puppy and I eventually gave in and let her move in. She now dedicates her every waking moment to satisfying my every whim. She cooks, cleans, darns my socks and washes my smalls.

She's sitting beside me as I type this. Has she changed? Don't we all.

Gone are the sexy outfits, in fact she's still in her flannel PJ's and anti-man thermal knickers. Her hair is in rollers, fag hanging from her mouth as she cradles her mug of tea. The sexy seamed stocking are gone also only to be replaced by Nora Batty style wrinkly stockings.

Is she still HoT?

Fuck yeahhhhh. Ahhhhhh the memories.

I havent told you this, but she is coming out of retirement to shag me and Carlos. Thing is, she rang me today, She said this odd slightly perverted man had kidnapped her, Misery style, and has been feeding her Rohypnol and brandy at hourly intervals. Its ok though. I rang the Police, they are en route with a sledgehammer and a warrant

[BACMAN36]

I havent told you this, but she is coming out of retirement to shag me and Carlos. Thing is, she rang me today, She said this odd slightly perverted man had kidnapped her, Misery style, and has been feeding her Rohypnol and brandy at hourly intervals. Its ok though. I rang the Police, they are en route with a sledgehammer and a warrant

Hi Lucy, sorry it took so long to reply to your lovely thread response but some noisy guys with sledge hammers called this evening. I just wanted to say that there is nothing slightly perverted about me.

Btw fancy going for a drink some evening, a nice glass of brandy perhaps

[Lucy Chambers]

Hi Lucy, sorry it took so long to reply to your lovely thread response but some noisy guys with sledge hammers called this evening. I just wanted to say that there is nothing slightly perverted about me.

Btw fancy going for a drink some evening, a nice glass of brandy perhaps

Ohh, yes please.

[BACMAN36]

Ohh, yes please.

Come around to my house little girl

I've a nice bottle of pills *** cough *** brandy ready