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    Default My wife doesnt know...

    .. that the rugger was cancelled tonight.. I was in de pub, like, FFS.....

    "Ahhh fuck.... Twas a fuckin great match honey... but twas a draw...... you know..... we had the same score, like. There will have to be a re-match... you know.... they have to play again ...like"

    So far so good..... please dont anybody post anything that may land me....... IT WAS A DRAW!!!!.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    .. that the rugger was cancelled tonight.. I was in de pub, like, FFS.....

    "Ahhh fuck.... Twas a fuckin great match honey... but twas a draw...... you know..... we had the same score, like. There will have to be a re-match... you know.... they have to play again ...like"

    So far so good..... please dont anybody post anything that may land me....... IT WAS A DRAW!!!!.....

    I'll bet you benny will spill the beans!!! Better bribe him in advance!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    I promise I wont say anything James.
    I'm sure all the wives of Ireland who get their sports news from E-I wont spill the beans either.
    There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality

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    could have been worse! U mighta been on a punt using the game as a cover, only to come home and her indoors asking u which match u were watching? err....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derry lad View Post
    could have been worse! U mighta been on a punt using the game as a cover, only to come home and her indoors asking u which match u were watching? err....
    I feel your pain buddy.... but there has to be honor amongst thieves.... surely..

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    What about your wife is secretly a rugby fan and hits u with the news when u give your excuse. Knows game was called off and ffs she can even name more players than u. You're now screwed...what would u do then lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stickytoffee10 View Post
    What about your wife is secretly a rugby fan and hits u with the news when u give your excuse. Knows game was called off and ffs she can even name more players than u. You're now screwed...what would u do then lol
    screwed twice in one night! yee ha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    I'll bet you benny will spill the beans!!! Better bribe him in advance!
    im shocked and sad about your post morph...i thought more of you i reall did

    (now james about my bribe?????)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    .. that the rugger was cancelled tonight.. I was in de pub, like, FFS.....

    "Ahhh fuck.... Twas a fuckin great match honey... but twas a draw...... you know..... we had the same score, like. There will have to be a re-match... you know.... they have to play again ...like"

    So far so good..... please dont anybody post anything that may land me....... IT WAS A DRAW!!!!.....
    Jim..did ya not score tonight....like......WTFS.......LOL

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