Bloomin heck Michael will ya relax the keks mate? Its all good lad.
I'm gonna have to say:
Snog: Uuuummmmmm...Tina if she'd ever blinkin let me!!!
Marry: A girl I know in my real life who needless to remark I'm not gonna name here (but if it has to be EI then Nicky2010)
Avoid: Brian Twiggs (or any of those casual trolly posters, I've had run-ins with enough of 'em!!!)