Ladies, High heels and ninja training

[trugent]

Being shortish I tend not to tower over any woman, so have never seen a practical benefit in ladies wearing high heels. (not needed to get them up to my level!) Not saying they don't look nice, but I don't really need them either to make a lady look more attractive to me. Then a while back a lady (accidently) stood on me with a stilletto heel. Unbelievably f**king pain!! I finally understood.

So, time to fess up ladies - the high heels are merely there as a weapon aren't they!! I've always wondered if there is a proper martial art, like jujtisu, where enigmatic master figures train ladies in the art of high heel use as a defensive art. Given escorts usually wear very high and very pointy heels, are they all in a secret sect of mega fighters, waiting patiently for their martial art to become an olympic event so that they can burst into the spotlight of sporting superstardom?

I am always wary as these lethal weapons fly around the bedroom (Have you noticed how some ladies pretend to be unsteady on heels... this is an act, put on by only the most expert in their secret fighting code!). There is nothing more relaxing than that point in a meeting where the lady removes the deadly heels. Demonstrates a level of trust.