What's the kinkiest , funniest , etc etc , sex you have ever had ????

**beniktt** · 25-01-12, 20:52

Let's get going with a topic we are in reality here for on this site. My funniest experience getting head from an ex of mine while driving along the M50 a tip for anyone thinking of doing this make sure it's an automatic car much more relaxing and make sure the window is fully down before she spits.

**UKHeather** · 25-01-12, 21:16

Originally Posted by beniktt

Let's get going with a topic we are in reality here for on this site. My funniest experience getting head from an ex of mine while driving along the M50 a tip for anyone thinking of doing this make sure it's an automatic car much more relaxing and make sure the window is fully down before she spits.

Are you writing an article on sex? You are sounding more like a journo every day.

**mer** · 25-01-12, 21:20

most kiniest i ever had mmmmmmmm let me see?? ahhh yes i know but its too dirty to say ok ok ill say it eemmmm yes are you sure you want to hear it mmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhh yuppi yes booooooooooooooo ok ok im only joking mmmmmm awwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok ok

its a secret

not you wank material lol

nah i dont have any lol it always involves a fecking bed im sick of them yokes

**UKHeather** · 25-01-12, 21:26

Originally Posted by mer

most kiniest i ever had mmmmmmmm let me see?? ahhh yes i know but its too dirty to say ok ok ill say it eemmmm yes are you sure you want to hear it mmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhh yuppi yes booooooooooooooo ok ok im only joking mmmmmm awwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok ok

its a secret

not you wank material lol

nah i dont have any lol it always involves a fecking bed im sick of them yokes

Sex doesn't have to be on a bed. It can be kinky and so much fun. When the weather improves I will wear no knickers and a short skirt. We can go into a crowded lift and I will take your.. sorry kettle's boiled.

**mer** · 25-01-12, 21:29

Originally Posted by UKHeather

Sex doesn't have to be on a bed. It can be kinky and so much fun. When the weather improves I will wear no knickers and a short skirt. We can go into a crowded lift and I will take your.. sorry kettle's boiled.

feck sake heather hun it was getting intresting lol hurry up with that tea and finish it lol

no knickers tho mmmmmm lol

**davedrave** · 25-01-12, 21:31

I heard once you even opened your eyes during sex mer
well there was black out blinds

**mer** · 25-01-12, 21:32

Originally Posted by davedrave

I heard once you even opened your eyes during sex mer
well there was black out blinds

let me answer your 1 where you climbing a mountain doing standing 69 lol

**mellors** · 25-01-12, 21:41

That would be Lucy Chambers in full diving gear and the incident with the fish tank.

**beniktt** · 25-01-12, 21:44

Originally Posted by UKHeather

Are you writing an article on sex? You are sounding more like a journo every day.

Ok my next thread will be about the weather or maybe the Euro crisis. Or have you any suggestions ???

**WatWatWat** · 25-01-12, 21:46

Originally Posted by mellors

That would be Lucy Chambers in full diving gear and the incident with the fish tank.

wtf ??????????????????????????????????????

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