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Originally Posted by
Violette
I have heard this from so many of my gentlemen.When you do the math, and look at the situation, you are way better off with an escort; as we can in the long run come out cheaper that having a steady girlfriend.
I mean let's be realistic, after the first month of non-stop shagging, it is amazing how all those little things she found so cute about you start to become annoying and bothersome. Which leads to less and less sex, so in order to start to get some, the poor guy ends up spending loads on dinners, presents, trips away in the slim hope of coaxing a bit of love out of the turnip. So, when that doesn't work, he makes the last big plunge and offers to marry the shrew, splashes out some serious cash on an amazing ring, and seals his faith. Doomed to a lifetime of no love and constant bitching. Then if he decides after he has acquired a couple of attachments(kids, dog, car, mortgage), he wants to dump her, then he is really in for some serious fun in the form of settlements, alimony payments, and child support. So, fellow escorts are way cheaper, and loads more fun.