Don't worry if you put on weight over Christmas; i can answer your questions about it

[mer]

Don't worry if you put on weight over Christmas; i can answer your questions about dieting-


I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

No – your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it... Don’t waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer, that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.


How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain… Is Good.


Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

Food is fried in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


Is chocolate bad for me?

Never heard of cocoa beans? Another vegetable. It’s the best feel-good food around.


And, above all-

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – beer in one hand, the smell of sweet pussy in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

[itstimenow]

i do sit ups every morning, 1 wen i sit up to get out of bed

[dr love]

Got to hand it to you mer Ya come up with original ones .: lol

[kelly90]

Don't worry if you put on weight over Christmas; i can answer your questions about dieting-


I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

No – your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it... Don’t waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer, that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.


How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain… Is Good.


Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

Food is fried in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


Is chocolate bad for me?

Never heard of cocoa beans? Another vegetable. It’s the best feel-good food around.


And, above all-

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – beer in one hand, the smell of sweet pussy in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

u bring a smile on my face after i read a thread of u mer thx hunny