my audtion ;)

[mer]

I went to an audition today, and to my surprise Tom Hanks was the casting director.
I asked him, "Are you trying to make it 'Big' in casting Tom?"
"Very funny," he replied, "but you're late."
I said, "Sorry Tom, but there was traffic on the 'Road to Perdition' and I cut over a field and it was a really 'Green Mile'."
"Stop naming my movies and focus on your audition!" he shouted.
"You're right Tom, I'm finding it hard to focus because I skipped breakfast. All I've had is one piece of toast and some 'Philadelphia'."
"GODDAMN IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" he screamed, "I'M A FUCKING CASTING DIRECTOR TODAY, NOT A FUCKING ACTOR, SO SHOW ME SOME FUCKING RESPECT AND LET ME DO MY CASTING!!"

"Okay," I replied... "'Castaway'."

[Forrest]

I went to an audition today, and to my surprise Tom Hanks was the casting director.
I asked him, "Are you trying to make it 'Big' in casting Tom?"
"Very funny," he replied, "but you're late."
I said, "Sorry Tom, but there was traffic on the 'Road to Perdition' and I cut over a field and it was a really 'Green Mile'."
"Stop naming my movies and focus on your audition!" he shouted.
"You're right Tom, I'm finding it hard to focus because I skipped breakfast. All I've had is one piece of toast and some 'Philadelphia'."
"GODDAMN IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" he screamed, "I'M A FUCKING CASTING DIRECTOR TODAY, NOT A FUCKING ACTOR, SO SHOW ME SOME FUCKING RESPECT AND LET ME DO MY CASTING!!"

"Okay," I replied... "'Castaway'."

Very funny, Mer, and I'm not trying to butter you up

[lovethegirls]

I went to an audition today, and to my surprise Tom Hanks was the casting director.
I asked him, "Are you trying to make it 'Big' in casting Tom?"
"Very funny," he replied, "but you're late."
I said, "Sorry Tom, but there was traffic on the 'Road to Perdition' and I cut over a field and it was a really 'Green Mile'."
"Stop naming my movies and focus on your audition!" he shouted.
"You're right Tom, I'm finding it hard to focus because I skipped breakfast. All I've had is one piece of toast and some 'Philadelphia'."
"GODDAMN IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" he screamed, "I'M A FUCKING CASTING DIRECTOR TODAY, NOT A FUCKING ACTOR, SO SHOW ME SOME FUCKING RESPECT AND LET ME DO MY CASTING!!"

"Okay," I replied... "'Castaway'."

Cheers Mer Excellent

[dr love]

Nice one mer .: doc

[ladiesman217]

Nice find mer I thought your previous joke was butter though. lol

[BIGTYM2010]

Good one mer

[MrNiceGuy2010]

I went to an audition today, and to my surprise Tom Hanks was the casting director.
I asked him, "Are you trying to make it 'Big' in casting Tom?"
"Very funny," he replied, "but you're late."
I said, "Sorry Tom, but there was traffic on the 'Road to Perdition' and I cut over a field and it was a really 'Green Mile'."
"Stop naming my movies and focus on your audition!" he shouted.
"You're right Tom, I'm finding it hard to focus because I skipped breakfast. All I've had is one piece of toast and some 'Philadelphia'."
"GODDAMN IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" he screamed, "I'M A FUCKING CASTING DIRECTOR TODAY, NOT A FUCKING ACTOR, SO SHOW ME SOME FUCKING RESPECT AND LET ME DO MY CASTING!!"

"Okay," I replied... "'Castaway'."

Dennis pennis to Tom Hanks-" i loved Philadelphia, changed my life man. Its smooth, creamy, spreads on your crackers like nobodys business ya know?"

here's a video of the full interview with tom hanks,it is 8.50 mins into the video.

[ryder]

Good one Mer