Good evening ladies and gents to a special edition of E-I News, with my super-awesome self, LDM. Tonight, we bring you a special report. One of our fearless undercover reporters, who wishes to remain anonymous, has braved the hold of the Benin household and has captured some groundbreaking footage of the felines at home. Never before has anyone dared attempt to infiltrate the mountain stronghold of the legendary Benin, whose wit has defeated even the mightiest of foes, tackling such adversaries such as: El Samuel Del Frogo, the Corkonian langer, and the evil love doctor. But nothing lasts forever, as our secret undercover footage shows. Due to the graphic nature of this video, viewer discretion is advised.
The following video link is rated XF, not suitable for feline viewing. At Home with the Benins
On behalf of E-I news, I would like to thank our anonymous undercover reporter for risking his/her life to bring to us this never before seen footage. I certainly hope you enjoy your well deserved bonus of jaffa cakes.
That's it for tonight's E-I News Special Report. Please tune in again next time where we bring you world news several hours or even days after it has occurred. I am LDM, signing off. Good evening to all.
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