Originally Posted by
dub1
What do you think an Escort would say if they could review u the Client? Here what I think a Lady might say of me
1 Directions....He has a terrible sense of direction... I spent 20 mins directing him to my Appatment... How hard is it( left then right then through the big set of gates)... I was nearly pulling my hair out with frustration ... For fucks sake Stevie Wonder would have found it quicker
2 Appearance... He's Fuckable Alright
3 Service....Sex was just a big yawn... Poor Technique...Little Enthusiam...Tried several positions still no joy... He's certainly no Rampant Rabbit... I'm Afraid he just didn't do it for me
4 Personality... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to this boring bastard again!
5 I would only recommend this Client To someone I really fucking hated ... 6 Will I see this Client Again ... Fuck no
Bloody hell Dub1!!! You just stole the review that the last lady wrote about me!!! 
I'm going to report you to the mods and make sure this review gets ratted!!
(The only difference in my review was no2 : Face made for radio that only a mother could love!!!)
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
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