Your wrong there it's Jc with his langer tounge all morph has is a big cock there not interested in that....Originally Posted by dub1
from the goss around here morpheus your the guy all the gals wanna see so enough of that false modesty
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Your wrong there it's Jc with his langer tounge all morph has is a big cock there not interested in that....from the goss around here morpheus your the guy all the gals wanna see so enough of that false modesty
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Fixed that for ya.
Mellors is almost anal about turning up on time, he booked the appt three years in advance
Gave him wrong directions delibrately but the f*cker still turned up at my door.
Not the fat bastard I was expecting but had to hide a snigger when he undressed.
Talked absolute bollocks for the first five minutes, I put it down to him being nervous, but no, in fact he talked bollocks all the way through the appt.
Client doesn't accept graphic detail of what happened, but i've seen a good few clients in my time and i've never seen such debauchery.
It was the longest hour of my life.
Would i see him again...hell yes xx
Clients response : I dont know who the hell you saw, but it wasn't me, I was with a regular at the time you state, sure youre not mixing me up with my flatmate.
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
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Your wrong there it's Jc with his langer tounge all morph has is a big cock there not interested in that....from the goss around here morpheus your the guy all the gals wanna see so enough of that false modesty
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Heres what they might say about me. Where does that old fogey think he`s going ? I thought he was dead years ago. Now he"s gonna start haggling over the price. I hope I can find those extra small condoms.. Must do a course in first aid in case he gets a heart attack. Maybe I should have Defibulater and I could use it on all my clients ( the last one from Goddess Shirley )
26 poistive reviews and great feedback from the Ladies... me thinks ur the only George Clooney out of the pack
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Mousey is an escort's dream client.
He is too nervous to have sex, has a tiny penis which you can only barely feel, spends most of the time talking, and is too polite to be perverted. Also, he's guaranteed for at least two hours, which makes him a real sucker.
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