The standard of spelling

[doodlebug]

But did you notice I spelt "Sperminater" wrong to be honest I couldn't care less but sometimes I have to write in front of people now that's freaky but you will also about 80% of my posts are edited cos the first one is all over the place and I also leave out big words but thats life it doesn't hold me back one bit

I'll be honest hadn't noticed any of that. I know your self knowledge of a problem can be worse the how others see it. Just glad to have you on here with your irreverent input, LOL

[sperminater]

I'll be honest hadn't noticed any of that. I know your self knowledge of a problem can be worse the how others see it. Just glad to have you on here with your irreverent input, LOL

Ah but you see society likes you to brush it under the carpet I don't care but when I go on about it somebody will say shhh you don't want everyone to know... But that's another story anyway I'm off for dinner Ill check in later

[hd7055]

Am reminded of an old joke, for best effect read aloud ...

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

[JAMESCORK]

Now dats clever HD. Wel dun.

[Ebony Amber]

I went to like a super awesome school but cannot spell for toffee. Sowwy James

[Amy Alison]

Most of the time, I am fine with spelling.
My bigest problem is to put words together to make sense

[sperminater]

Most of the time, I am fine with spelling.
My bigest problem is to put words together to make sense

Hay your doing just fine and make perfect sence

[doodlebug]

I went to like a super awesome school but cannot spell for toffee. Sowwy James

Oh posh schoolgirl turned Goddess, what a fantasy, lol. I hear that the written word is not your strong point, like most of us you prefer oral!!!!!

[sperminater]

I went to like a super awesome school but cannot spell for toffee. Sowwy James

Mmm I like to lick toffee especially with to nice cherrys mmmmm

[sperminater]

Now dats clever HD. Wel dun.

What kind of selling is this???