shity clients.....

[aml]

I suppose the worst thing i have seen on the bed is stains of you know what on the covers and it being there for quite some time..not cool....

[sperminater]

had the "plasure" of a client leaving a nice litle brown line on my sheets!it`s grose people...grose.....i mean i ofer shower,drinks good knows even jaffa cakes....ant this is the 4 time that happend....realy now.....WTF?

Dirty bastards !!!!!!!!! Sorry on behalf of no wait.... What am I saying there no excuse they are just dirty bastards guys wash you bodys and especially the crack back and sack if your in for a treat go on have some respect for yourself and others.... F**k me you give us clean Irish men a bad name!!!!!!

[Rodney69]

had the "plasure" of a client leaving a nice litle brown line on my sheets!it`s grose people...grose.....i mean i ofer shower,drinks good knows even jaffa cakes....ant this is the 4 time that happend....realy now.....WTF?

I had a client yesterday he went to the bathroom supposedly to shower, returned an service was carried out .
when client was about to leave i opened bedroom door an the stench in the hallway from the bathroom nearly knocked me out omg .
he wasnt even the slightest bit embarrassed ,
also when i picked up the towel it was bone dry
so he didnt even shower
disgusting .

wtf is with Irish people. ffs.
As I always want my time with an escort to be as good as possible, I never make an appointment last minute e.g when I'm in town. I always book in advance, so that I can have a shave and a good scrub before before I head out. and then will have another shower when I arrive just to be sure. We all expect the ladies hygiene to be impeccable, so we should treat them with the same respect and be clean too.

And as for not flushing the toilet. that is such a common occurrence. you only have to visit any public toilet whether it is in work or wherever. I have to believe these people are the same at home too, you don't just switch and behave like an animal when you're out. My god, it's a long way we've come when houses in ireland didn't have indoor toilets, but you wouldn't think it with some men.

ffs

[UKHeather]

Stand by the bathroom door with Domestos and a Brillo

[petethedub]

had the "plasure" of a client leaving a nice litle brown line on my sheets!it`s grose people...grose.....i mean i ofer shower,drinks good knows even jaffa cakes....ant this is the 4 time that happend....realy now.....WTF?

its propally the jaffa cakes and dont offer rimming

[swede35]

Hi!

I have actually heard about this before. Some guys do that on purpose to 'mark their territory'. There was a post like that on another forum long ago. Some guys left some snot on the pillow. Some left some brown markings. As far as i remember one guy always masturbated and came on the toilet roll while pretending to shower. Just to leave a little present for the next visitor.

//Swede

[Ebony Amber]

Hi!

I have actually heard about this before. Some guys do that on purpose to 'mark their territory'. There was a post like that on another forum long ago. Some guys left some snot on the pillow. Some left some brown markings. As far as i remember one guy always masturbated and came on the toilet roll while pretending to shower. Just to leave a little present for the next visitor.

//Swede

Eww. This really adds weight to my theory of men being animals lol!

Was this in Ireland or Sweden? Please say ireland Please say Ireland!!

[UKHeather]

I'm sure Jessica James will remember Guinness Man - I think other ladies have had the displeasure of him too. I know I did!

PMSL Sorry Jess x

[Galway_Stud]

Denise u deserve better and better you will get someday when i see you


people have no class

it was brown mutley
not black....bleah

[Sassy Ann]

It's not just in Ireland. I've had skid marks on my bedding in the UK.
I always offer a shower to clients - as I have just stepped out of mine when they arrive. I have been so disgusted with guys saying 'I washed this morning' or 'I washed before I came over' when they have had to drive over to me. Do they think they don't sweat or get clammy balls in the car? It's normally the larger guys who won't wash or who wash badly.
I don't offer rimming, but one guy smelled so bad from his bum, I could smell it when I went near his cock. I ended up giving him a bed bath. One guy didn't bother to shower when requested, and he was filthy. I got him in the shower and when we got out there were black splashes on the tiles. He said, oh I've been at work since 6am.
Now I generally jump in the shower with clients - even though I've just showered - just to make sure everything is sparkly clean. It kills the mood otherwise.

Worst was when I'd just started and met an older 'City Gent' all suited and booted. Said he'd already showered. When I pulled his foreskin back there was cottage cheese there. Being in shock, I have no idea what I said, but have never seen anyone leap into a shower so fast!