Who are we really talking to here ….

[sperminater]

Yea I was in cork and Dublin over the past few weeks and did a pi job I now know who you all are and I'm going on the Saturday nite show next week to tell the nation who you all are..... Guess that makes me the saddest basterd of you all but if you all want to give me a few grand I'll shut up, I'll post by bank details later......

[JAMESCORK]

Yea I was in cork and Dublin over the past few weeks and did a pi job I now know who you all are and I'm going on the Saturday nite show next week to tell the nation who you all are..... Guess that makes me the saddest basterd of you all but if you all want to give me a few grand I'll shut up, I'll post by bank details later......

The Saturday Night Show huh.... Make sure you wear a white carnation bud... so we can distinguish which of the two twats is you….lol




I am Brendan O Connor, and welcom to the Saturday Night Show......

(applause...)

Firstly we go to my home town where a whistle blower punter named John (not his real name) is going to reveal the identity of one of corks most infamous punters, Jamescork. We will be visiting Jamescorks home, LIVE, in a few minutes and will be discussing his addiction to Escorts with him and his wife & family…..

(cue road camera team approaching Jamescorks house...)

Reporter: *whispers*... well..... we are just coming up to Jamescorks house now and we can see there is someone at home... lets just hope James is there himself..... any minute now I'll be knocking on his front door.........

[sperminater]

Hoe did you know that guy was me are you working in RTE?