nitpick
Unfortunately, your 'girls require time and money' becomes 'girls = time x money'.
You are cooking the books!!
(The correct answer should be 'mostly, girls are less than evil' expressed as girls = 2(sq root of evil). Thusly, if evil is less than 4, girls are not evil)
Escorts can thank me with sexual favours for coming to their defence. Or with chocolate.
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