Presuming he didn't call on a witheald or landline I'd initially tell him to spare a thought to the lovely clients I have booked in for appointments in 3 days time! God is love and all that so surely he'd extend my life span. I would explain to him that all I do in the world is good- kinda like a saint. Failing that I would round up all the people I have love for and go out with a boozy bang



Oh- and get a wax. There may be studs in Heaven