VERY silly threads and quite annoying Whatever. I wanna be DIRECTOR
VERY silly threads and quite annoying Whatever. I wanna be DIRECTOR
Blond chick NIKKY (23-03-11)
Blond chick NIKKY (23-03-11)
Magicman doesn't need to work, money just appears in a pot beside his table. Every day he rises walks out of his cottage past the wood store into the forest that surrounds his house.Birds start to sing and the animals come to greet him, the trees shake gently as he passes.At 6oclock his tame crow leaves his hand and flys into the cottage and press's send on his laptop sending todays quiz questions. His work done, he retires to bed.
Doc I believe to be a struck off gynaecologist !
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
dave1dave (23-03-11), dr love (23-03-11), magicalman9357 (23-03-11)
This thread should be locked before get to guess what me and takemehomedrunk do.
Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
Rover : Diesel fitter, works in underwear dept of M&S. When a young lady with a fine arse is looking for a pair of briefs he is known to select the nearest pair and offer up: “diesel fitter”
Dr Love: Works in the laundry department of St Patricks Maternity hospital. Likes to try on doctors overalls and has recently received a stereoscope for Christmas.
Benny: Artificial Inseminator, feels most comfortable with his hand up to his armpits up a cows are. And hr hasn't met Lucy yet .
Dave1Dave: Scientist. Currently working on the theory: “If there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris”.
Forrest: Unemployed stand up comic. Using the boards to try out his new material, planning a career re-launch soon.
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Benny : Pizza delivery consultant. Proud of his zero late and one undelivered record. Except, that one time that the guy drunk called and didn't tell them he had moved, system still had his old address. Currently in talks with managment to have this expunged from his record.
Jimbop : Lab technician, currently working on new ground breaking silicone implants. These will continually grow at a slow pace after insertion. Untill maximum Boobieness is achieved.