I was thinking more along the lines of escorts being interviewed wearing balaclavas or stockings over their heads (but nothing else) and holding a condom in one hand and a strap-on in the other. Laugh not.......a not too dissimilar strategy has worked in the past.
The other possibilty is, we all invite one of our local male TDs around to our houses, get them well drunk (should be easy enough with the Fianna Fail crowd) and then organise a semi naked escort to appear and have her photograph taken sitting on the honorable member of parliament.