15 Min Quickies, a question for the girls

[UKHeather]

Gents,
would everyone just relax and calm down. I have the utmost respect for the girls who work in this industry, I have always showered before meeting a girl either at work or at their apartment. I would never expect a girl to "suck" when not clean. Of course i would love to spend half hour with a girl but sometimes a quickie is all I require. I don't see what the problem is with it. Also remember this is a commercial arrangement where you pay for a service and as a customer you expect to get what you want, remember as Senator Ferghal Quinn, formerly of Superquinn would say, "The Customer is king" keep them happy and they keep coming back. Regards Charlie

There is no prob with a 15 min quickie if a girl is happy to provide it, but check first!
Also, King or not.. there are some customers you don't want to come back

[UKHeather]

My view about 15 min quickie:
You should have asked about 15 min quickie on the phone, NOT when you turned up. I hate it when guys wait til they are in the room before asking about specific stuff. It doesn't exactly make for a great start to what is supposed to be a fun time. I have no problem turning guys away who turn up THEN ask about things I am not happy with. Just wastes his own time and mine.
My view about keeping your pants on:
How could you have a shower or wash if you kept your trousers on? I hope you at least showered before giving it to the missis.

[Lucy Chambers]

Last Friday evening, I was on my way home for a date with my better half when I thought I'd just get a "quickie" before I got into the car. As I am based in Dublin 1 and was under a little time pressure, I searched for someone within 5 mins walk of O'Connell St. After finding someone who was free and proceeding to her apartment, then usual stuff "ring when you get to landmark A, walk to landmark B, etc etc, I eventually was met by a beautiful young girl. Went straight to bedroom, the time is moving on and I asked was there a quickie rate (there wasn't), I paid the €100, she disappeared into kitchen and when she came back I had my shoes on and my trousers around my heels. she asked me to get undressed, I explained I was under time pressure and would be gone in a few minutes, she still insisted I get undressed and I said I wasn't. So now 3/4 mins has passed and she's getting annoyed with me. She then said I could have my money back and leave. She disappeared and then came back without the cash and asked what did I want to do, I explained that I only wanted a 5 min quickie now and I wasn't taking my clothes off. Eventually common sense prevailed and she didn't even have time to take her clothes off either, pulled thong aside and a 3 min doggy shag. Happy ending for both as common sense prevailed.

So after all that just a quick question about what is the etiquette of 15 min quickies and views about punters taking all their clothes off??

BTW date with better half went really well and we made passionate love all night!!!!

So, to condense somewhat, you want to how best to come around, drop your trousers and basically say ''bend over wench I am in a rush''. How.... considerate and economical of you. Actually, if you like, I could drill a hole in the front door and you just stick your appendage in it. Who needs smalltalk?

Strewth.