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Sometimes I'm glad I'm a boring bastard in bed!
Just give me a warm body (alive please), to snuggle up to, a pair of soft lips and let nature take it course ( excluding anything to do with bowel movements please).
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when he put his suit on, wonder did he go back to work lolOriginally Posted by Blond chick NIKKY
This all just reminded me couple of stories and i will happyli share them with youSorry Samlad x
I use to have couple of customers who only came for watersports and nothing else and i didn’t find that strange or perverse, i even experienced this in my private life.
But this story happend to my friend who use to work here couple years ago and her cusotomer was irish. It started with request of burning with cigarette or cigar, then she had to tight him up with sellotape, then sticking it on hairy parts of his body and quickly ripping it off and also kicking his balls. This all would be fine so far….but it was graduating and i guess i don’t have to say that this was intelligent gentleman with good job. It all continued with things of diffrent sizes and shapes up his uretha, burning with goffer and it end up with burning with iron. And it wasn’t only things up his uretha but also his ass, many diffrent sizes. But the best is comming, from the start 2 days prior his visit he wanted her to collect used condoms which she had to keep in her fridge to keep them fresh which he then just drink up, more condoms happier he was. Sometimes he just put it in his mouth and chewed it like a chewing gum and he let the liquid slowly fill his mouth, he played with it inside and then drunk it. At the end he swollowed all of it! Last thing i remember was he asked her for her morning poo which she had to spread all over his body, he put his suit over it and left… I don’t know where or what he was doign then. I will never forget this…..sometimes he ate the poo and left.
And then she had onther weird client, he use to come 3 times a week. You know those lunch boxes kids wear to school? Right.. So he also had some, 3 of them. He always came in the morning, gave her emty one and left with a full one. He was well known lawyer who use to be quite often on tv. His colleagues went for normal lunch unlike him with his box…
don't get it myself. they are extremely fortunate to have the option to go to a willing escort to fulfil their fantasies.
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This is fucking hilarious! once ya get over how disgusting it is.This all just reminded me couple of stories and i will happyli share them with you
I use to have couple of customers who only came for watersports and nothing else and i didn’t find that strange or perverse, i even experienced this in my private life.
But this story happend to my friend who use to work here couple years ago and her cusotomer was irish. It started with request of burning with cigarette or cigar, then she had to tight him up with sellotape, then sticking it on hairy parts of his body and quickly ripping it off and also kicking his balls. This all would be fine so far….but it was graduating and i guess i don’t have to say that this was intelligent gentleman with good job. It all continued with things of diffrent sizes and shapes up his uretha, burning with goffer and it end up with burning with iron. And it wasn’t only things up his uretha but also his ass, many diffrent sizes. But the best is comming, from the start 2 days prior his visit he wanted her to collect used condoms which she had to keep in her fridge to keep them fresh which he then just drink up, more condoms happier he was. Sometimes he just put it in his mouth and chewed it like a chewing gum and he let the liquid slowly fill his mouth, he played with it inside and then drunk it. At the end he swollowed all of it! Last thing i remember was he asked her for her morning poo which she had to spread all over his body, he put his suit over it and left… I don’t know where or what he was doign then. I will never forget this…..sometimes he ate the poo and left.
And then she had onther weird client, he use to come 3 times a week. You know those lunch boxes kids wear to school? Right.. So he also had some, 3 of them. He always came in the morning, gave her emty one and left with a full one. He was well known lawyer who use to be quite often on tv. His colleagues went for normal lunch unlike him with his box…
Call me a prude, closed minded or whatever but this sorta shit scares the bejasus outta me! The thought that i might be interacting with a guy who's just been munching on used johnnies and blowing bubbles 30 minutes earlier as well as having a turd lunchbox under his desk to nibble on throughout the day is just disturbing.
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Ya, I have heard of the used condom thing before. I have an exceedingly weak stomach though, so I couldn't watch that.
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This all just reminded me couple of stories and i will happyli share them with you
I use to have couple of customers who only came for watersports and nothing else and i didn’t find that strange or perverse, i even experienced this in my private life.
But this story happend to my friend who use to work here couple years ago and her cusotomer was irish. It started with request of burning with cigarette or cigar, then she had to tight him up with sellotape, then sticking it on hairy parts of his body and quickly ripping it off and also kicking his balls. This all would be fine so far….but it was graduating and i guess i don’t have to say that this was intelligent gentleman with good job. It all continued with things of diffrent sizes and shapes up his uretha, burning with goffer and it end up with burning with iron. And it wasn’t only things up his uretha but also his ass, many diffrent sizes. But the best is comming, from the start 2 days prior his visit he wanted her to collect used condoms which she had to keep in her fridge to keep them fresh which he then just drink up, more condoms happier he was. Sometimes he just put it in his mouth and chewed it like a chewing gum and he let the liquid slowly fill his mouth, he played with it inside and then drunk it. At the end he swollowed all of it! Last thing i remember was he asked her for her morning poo which she had to spread all over his body, he put his suit over it and left… I don’t know where or what he was doign then. I will never forget this…..sometimes he ate the poo and left.
And then she had onther weird client, he use to come 3 times a week. You know those lunch boxes kids wear to school? Right.. So he also had some, 3 of them. He always came in the morning, gave her emty one and left with a full one. He was well known lawyer who use to be quite often on tv. His colleagues went for normal lunch unlike him with his box…
Good heavens!! I feel like a virgin after that. I have my share of fetishes but its nice to know there are people so weird, that I feel completely normal in comparison.
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Nikky,no wonder your getting out of the biz!!if this is a reflection of some off the punters going around,absolutely sick,sick sad f**ckers.Also i think your friend was wrong to give him used condoms.i have heard of this request before.This all just reminded me couple of stories and i will happyli share them with you
I use to have couple of customers who only came for watersports and nothing else and i didn’t find that strange or perverse, i even experienced this in my private life.
But this story happend to my friend who use to work here couple years ago and her cusotomer was irish. It started with request of burning with cigarette or cigar, then she had to tight him up with sellotape, then sticking it on hairy parts of his body and quickly ripping it off and also kicking his balls. This all would be fine so far….but it was graduating and i guess i don’t have to say that this was intelligent gentleman with good job. It all continued with things of diffrent sizes and shapes up his uretha, burning with goffer and it end up with burning with iron. And it wasn’t only things up his uretha but also his ass, many diffrent sizes. But the best is comming, from the start 2 days prior his visit he wanted her to collect used condoms which she had to keep in her fridge to keep them fresh which he then just drink up, more condoms happier he was. Sometimes he just put it in his mouth and chewed it like a chewing gum and he let the liquid slowly fill his mouth, he played with it inside and then drunk it. At the end he swollowed all of it! Last thing i remember was he asked her for her morning poo which she had to spread all over his body, he put his suit over it and left… I don’t know where or what he was doign then. I will never forget this…..sometimes he ate the poo and left.
And then she had onther weird client, he use to come 3 times a week. You know those lunch boxes kids wear to school? Right.. So he also had some, 3 of them. He always came in the morning, gave her emty one and left with a full one. He was well known lawyer who use to be quite often on tv. His colleagues went for normal lunch unlike him with his box…
this is just totally fucked up! my god this has to be one of the worst stories i've heard, when you thing you've heard it all!!!This all just reminded me couple of stories and i will happyli share them with you
I use to have couple of customers who only came for watersports and nothing else and i didn’t find that strange or perverse, i even experienced this in my private life.
But this story happend to my friend who use to work here couple years ago and her cusotomer was irish. It started with request of burning with cigarette or cigar, then she had to tight him up with sellotape, then sticking it on hairy parts of his body and quickly ripping it off and also kicking his balls. This all would be fine so far….but it was graduating and i guess i don’t have to say that this was intelligent gentleman with good job. It all continued with things of diffrent sizes and shapes up his uretha, burning with goffer and it end up with burning with iron. And it wasn’t only things up his uretha but also his ass, many diffrent sizes. But the best is comming, from the start 2 days prior his visit he wanted her to collect used condoms which she had to keep in her fridge to keep them fresh which he then just drink up, more condoms happier he was. Sometimes he just put it in his mouth and chewed it like a chewing gum and he let the liquid slowly fill his mouth, he played with it inside and then drunk it. At the end he swollowed all of it! Last thing i remember was he asked her for her morning poo which she had to spread all over his body, he put his suit over it and left… I don’t know where or what he was doign then. I will never forget this…..sometimes he ate the poo and left.
And then she had onther weird client, he use to come 3 times a week. You know those lunch boxes kids wear to school? Right.. So he also had some, 3 of them. He always came in the morning, gave her emty one and left with a full one. He was well known lawyer who use to be quite often on tv. His colleagues went for normal lunch unlike him with his box…
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Well then whatever wiki says must be true
I never report anything here but can that pic be deleted. There is no need to be faced with that with no warning, place a link and its up to people to click it but that pic is disgusting and I really have just had my dinner.
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