Never fear, you'll get your chance to plead your case in front of the People's Tribunal like everyone else here.......and then when you've been found guilty you will be sentenced to your just punishment in the bowels of the Patcave.
You get one final request Mousey....you can choose who get's to carry out the punishment.......Patricia, Sarah, Vampirejackie, Nicole or maybe one of the fine ladies from Ad Staff. Grown men have been known to go weak at the knees when confronted by these ladies.