Originally Posted by
Bodkin
What I like to believe Lucy meant to say,
I let you come shopping with me- then you get to carry my bags, after buying me all manner of fripperies. My car is a bit dirty, so you will have to lick that clean with your tongue, and then I may allow you the privilege of taking me out to the most ridiculously expensive restaurant where I will proceed to order Dom Perignon & spit it in your face for fun. I may then allow you to go down on me for a couple of hours, after which I shall kick you out of bed & sleep deeply.