Isn't there an irony in an escort calling someone a dirty bastard for masturbating.
Would it have been OK if they'd all been paid to watch?
I've never heard of the man to be honest but there could be some truth in his story. I once took an Ambien (sleeping pill) and a few large vodkas before a flight once. I have no memory of getting on board, the flight or any idea how I got home. A complete 12 hour mental blackout.
ok, ok, ok..... jacking off on a flight isn't cool but I'm sure you've all done something worse!