Attention members! We have a new club...
The Mousey is Magnificant Club - Escort Ireland Community
I know you are all dying to join. I am now accepting applications. They will be strictly confidential and vetted by both myself and Violette. There may be questions, and physical examinations. Be prepared, be strong in mind and spirit, and you may get in.
We are waiting up for Alec Horans' application especially.