What women say

[Experienced Punter esq]

We need to talk= I need to complain
Sure Go ahead = I really dont want u to
Is sex important to u?= are u dating me for sex?
I saw the most beautiful ring yesreday= and since its my birthday next month we can get engaged
I want new curtains= and carpets & furniture
do u love me?= I'm going to ask for something expensive
we need to communicate better= just agree with me
I just want to be your friend= your getting nothing off me
I dont mind paying= shes trying to look generous but still wants u to pay
I'll be ready in a minute= Let me do my hair make up & try on a few more dresses