Poor littel Lucy Lu

[JAMESCORK]

Lets send the little honey home safely and sound. She is feeling poorly the little mite and just wants to go home to mummy. After a gruelling week of trying to entertain us guys, especially the trauma involved in catering for Ric, Anon and unfortunately for the poor girl, Donna amongst many others, she just wants to go back to her own bed at last.

You see she is suffering with a bout of asthma which is rightly pissing her off at the mo. She must have coughed at least a dozen times during our luncheon appointment. At one stage she thought I was ordering desert a little early, but the truth be known I was only shielding my own meal with the prominently held up menu.

I don’t want her to leave but alas my attempts at encouraging a stay have fallen on deaf ears. So seriously she is currently in Tralee and needs to get to Dublino tomorrow to catch the 13:15 ferry. Should she take the road to limerick and cross-country to Dublin which is a shitty road, or is it recommended to travel to Cork and take the motorway from there.

This little girl is just so weak with her illness and more interestingly with having to put up with you LAAANGERS. Westie has suggested going through Castlebar (thanks West) but I fear this is not the most direct route.

Please help our Ms Chambers on her journey home