Man with a holey in pocket, feels cocky all day
Man with a holey in pocket, feels cocky all day
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
man who go to bed with itchy A-hole, wake up with BWown and smelly finga... ah-so (bow)
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.