Originally Posted by
JAMESCORK
I am saddened by the amount to people I have hurt as a result of my problem with furniture. I have suffered this fetish for as long as I can remember. I was an only child and admit Movies were a big influence on my life. It all started as I was left unsupervised on the family couch watching some of the greats of the silver screen. Icons like Coucho Marks, Sofa Loren and Clarke Table to mention but a few. I loved that family couch and would cuddle in watching these greats for hours. Unfortunately my love of same couch turned into a fulfilling sexual relationship that I now find hard to shake off.
I do not want your sympathy or pity I only ask forgiveness from those I have hurt. Firstly Debest who’s couch will never be the same again. In my defense your couch is very attractive and after all I am only human. I am soo sorry for the trauma caused your unsuspecting settee. Benin, not as lucky as others to stop me in time, witnessed my climatic ruination of his best swing seat. I also apologize for using your throw cushion to an end to rectify the damage, in doing so only making things worse. Please forgive me. Vanessa, it was never my intention to interfere with your bed as you showered. I am utterly ashamed at what sight greeted you on your return. I now realize that replacement is the only option and I am willing to pay for same.
Having received three complaints I had considered that the only option for me is to bow out now and leave these boards for good to save any other member undue distress, but Westie has convinced me to stay on. Thank you West. I admire you.
Truly Yours
Jamescork. (Jimbop)