someone posted this not too long ago...very funny
ME : Hello ***, you look georgous
*** : ooooohohhhhhoh
ME : 250.......
***: thank you, ill be with you in a sec..........
In i went, dropped my tweeds and out the load came.
ME : blush blush,
***: oh my ill get you some wipes.
Me :thank you
*** : your welcome, are you ok?
ME : yes i am
*** : great ,you know where the front door is, on yer bike.
Me : but.............
*** : out!!!!