Joke of the day

**dr whizz** · 07-06-23, 01:55

on there wedding night paddys new wife lies naked spreadeagled on the ded.
you know what i want paddy she says

the whole fuckin bed by the looks of it

**HotRockinLove** · 07-06-23, 18:28

WTF… I just heard…
They’re not making 12 inch rulers any longer!
Exit signs are on the way out too.

**HotRockinLove** · 08-06-23, 01:31

When I was a kid I remember My uncle used to roll us downhills in tires…
Ahh great memories, they were good years

**HotRockinLove** · 08-06-23, 04:14

Met a super cool bloke the other day at the hospital…
Turns out he’s the ultrasound man

**beautyaddict** · 08-06-23, 05:37

There is a crap/bad jokes thread elsewhere on boards , just sayin

**dr whizz** · 08-06-23, 13:31

was digging a hole today when my nosey neighbour leaned over the fence and asked what i was doing,,
digging a hole for my dead goldfish i said
thats a big hole for a goldfish he said
it was inside your fucking cat when it died was my reply

**HotRockinLove** · 09-06-23, 11:45

Originally Posted by beautyaddict

There is a crap/bad jokes thread elsewhere on boards , just sayin

I’m not aware of a “crap joke thread” elsewhere on here?! But the “bad joke thread” and this are pretty much one and the same really… blurred lines.

Only a bit of silly harmless fun for shits and giggles.

Isn’t humour subjective!? e.g Mrs Browns boys is a massive success and hugely popular… whereas I can’t stand it.

Have to say Kudos on the POM Comp… Good idea and great addition to the forum. Genuine, original and clever humour.

There was even one nominated from the “Bad joke Trd”

Anyway no worries! Ya know the joke about the boomerang…? Haha Jk

**joggon** · 11-06-23, 21:19

**BIGUY99** · 12-06-23, 12:14

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be THE ONE, but after looking through her Knicker drawer & finding a nurses outfit, a french maids and a police womans uniform he finally decided...
....if she can't hold down a Feckin job, shes not for me

**dr whizz** · 14-06-23, 00:10

just split from the wife, we devided the house,she got the inside,,,,,i got the outside

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