Joke of the day

**whiteball** · 13-04-23, 10:00

At a bar last night, a woman got
her nipple pierced right in front
of me.
On a related note.. I suck at darts.

**whiteball** · 13-04-23, 10:22

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**whiteball** · 14-04-23, 13:55

In a pub one night, two men were discussing how
their names matched their jobs.
1st man: "My name's Mike and I'm a singer."
2nd man: "My name's Doug and I'm a gardener."
The two scousers sitting at the next table called
Rob and Nick said nothing.

**whiteball** · 15-04-23, 11:15

My wife was in labour when the
nurse said it was time to push.
She gave it everything she had,
until a fart, that from sound and
stench, had obviously followed
through. She was mortified.
"Don't worry," I said, patting her
head, "I've heard this kind of thing
is perfectly natural during birth. Isn't
that right nurse?"
"Yes," said the nurse gaging, "But
it's usually the mother not the father."

**whiteball** · 15-04-23, 11:34

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**SteveB** · 15-04-23, 16:15

Man: "I'm homesick".
Wife: "You are at home".
Man: "I know, and I'm sick of it!"

**whiteball** · 16-04-23, 10:50

A small church had a very attractive
big-busted organist named Susan and
her breasts were so large that they
bounced and jiggled while she played
the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the male
part of the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about
this or they would have to get another organist.
So one of the ladies approached Susan very
discreetly about the problem, and told her to
mash up some green persimmons and rub them
on her nipples and all over her breasts, which
should cause them to shrink in size, but warned
her not to taste any of the green persimmons,
because they are so sour they will make your
mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk
properly for a while.
The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to
try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked
up to the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis
bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.

**whiteball** · 17-04-23, 09:14

Devil shows up in church and everyone
runs out but an old man. Devil says why
don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?
Old man says, nope, married your sister.

**joggon** · 17-04-23, 23:21

**ladiesman217** · 17-04-23, 23:46

Originally Posted by joggon

Inspired by Joggon's suggestion, I present the joke of the decade (actually, 2 jokes technically...)

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