One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop,
reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle
and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the spoon
and offers it to the chemist. ''Could you taste this for
me please?''
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth,
swells the liquid around and swallows it, it tasted
unpleasant.
''Does that taste sweet to you?'' says Paddy.
''No, not at all,'' says the chemist pulling a face.
''Oh that's a relief,'' says Paddy. ''The doctor told me
to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.''
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.