Why do we have eyes? So we can look.
Why do we have ears? So we can hear.
Why do we have nostrils? So we can smell.
Etc etc etc
My point is.....
WHY DO WE HAVE THESE THINGS WHEN SO MANY MINDLESS F*CKING DRONES THESE DAYS DON'T BOTHER F*CKING USING THEM!
See that email I sent you? USE YOUR EYES AND READ THE FUCKING THING! And I don't mean read what you want to read, I MEAN READ WHAT'S F*CKING WRITTEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU IN PLAIN F*CKING ENGLISH YOU USELESS CUNT!
LDM: "Hey Barney, what's 2 + 2?"
Barney: "Penguins"
SEE? THIS IS WHAT I'M ON ABOUT! WHY ARE SO MANY F*CKING PEOPLE SO F*CKING STUPID THESE DAYS THAT THEY DON'T ACTUALLY USE THEIR EYES PROPERLY! And I don't mean misreading something, we all do that. I MEAN READING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN ON THE TEXT/EMAIL/DOCUMENT/ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALIENS!!!!! KILLER AI ROBOTS!!!! HURRY THE F*CK UP WOULD YOU?????
F*CKING HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special shoutout to TommyH, the man with the worst fashion sense on E-I. He loves these kinda threads. Don't you cunty??
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Hehe... I censor f*ck but not cunt... hehe... Damn I'm weird. And you know what? I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY BABY! THERE ARE 8 BILLION+ OF YOU CUNTS, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE LDM!!!!!
What's a guy gotta do to get a hug around here, c'mon ffs...........
And no, Barney, there are no penguins
But I do have the next best thing: