At the end of the Graham Norton show (BBC 1) there is a Red Chair final section whereby a "guest" tells a short story and if Graham likes it (or the person) then the guest can walk from the chair or be flipped over at any stage because it's crap!!! My story if I was on this show would be as follows: There I was, aged 13 years old (1971) and was cycling to my friend's place at the beginning of the school holidays, when I had a terrible accident whereby I had dislocated my hip and was hospitalised for most the of the holidays. Anyway, some time after when I came round from the operation a lovely nurse came up to me, (with a bottle) and kindly asked me if I "needed to spend a penny"!!! - and being so naive, I replied " oh Nurse, but I don't have any money"!!! Up to you - flip or walk.