Transplant
I want a new penis. My one's broken. Useless fucking thing. Be fucking easier for a t-rex to get a boner!
So. Lads. Anyone looking to get rid of theirs? Needs to be in good working order. Size isn't too much of a concern, 5" or greater when erect will be sufficient.
As good old doc used to say, "When I look down and use it only to piss with, then will I consider old age". Well the fucking useless thing won't piss either sometimes! Well and truly fucking broken!!
USELESS CUNT!
I'm happy to throw in a cash incentive for any willing participants. I'll go with an opening bid of three fiddy.
Anyone who spots the above reference first, gets a free hat.
Anyone who also spots the second reference, gets a free pint.
SO YES, NOT EVEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE 30'S YET AND I'M ALREADY OVER THE HILL!
THANK YOU GOD/IEHOVAH/ALLAH/MICKEY-MOUSE, THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH!
*punches self in balls*
No.... *groans* .... uhhhhh..... they still work............
ALSO: FUCK YOU PERSON WHO RATES THREADS AS 1 STAR! I ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFE NOW?????
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
... You know, it's a pity that a brain transplant isn't a thing... ... ... ... ...
Last edited by ladiesman217; 02-12-23 at 21:30.
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
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